Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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