I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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