You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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