Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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