So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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