he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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