did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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