It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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