She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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