I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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