I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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