Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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