nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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