need another drink. this is the easiest way
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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