Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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