I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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