When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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