I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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