so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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