i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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