If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
