i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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