Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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