just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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