You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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