I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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