what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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