Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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