Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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