Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
one two three fourrrrnication!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i barfeds in our rink
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
