Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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