Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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