i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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