Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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