Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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