i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
