He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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