Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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