I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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