id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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