He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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