Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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