Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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