playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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