i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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