I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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