How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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