The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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