hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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