I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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