matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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