She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
